Sweat is going down my back. My feet are heavy. My mouth is dry, and I need to take a shit. It feels like I am about to jump off a cliff without a parachute, but that’s not the case. It’s worse than that. I am about to perform stand-up comedy for the first time in my life. I look around, terrif...

Her name is Zsófi. I am sitting across from her. She’s very much my type; a cute, natural beauty with very little makeup. She probably looks younger than she is, just like I do. We are sitting in silence. I’ve read somewhere that it takes 4-5 seconds for silence to become awkward. Has it been 5 s...

I am looking at this girl next to me. Damn, she talks much. She’s definitely the center of attention around the dinner table. She keeps talking about her job and how terrible her colleagues are. Most people just listen but some try to join in. They try to bring in their own personal examples, but...

1 Academy Award, 6 Golden Globe Awards, 4 Grammy Awards, 3 Emmy Awards and 85 nominations. 5 recorded stand-up stand-up specials and over 70 film appearances. Starred in 92 sitcom episodes. Film actor and stand-up comedian. Considered by some to be the saddest clown, by others the funniest man in...